The Spam Letters

I love the idea of striking back at spammers. This guy, Johnathan Land, does a wonderfull job at it. This is a perfect sample of what you’ll find on his website. Hell, he even made a book out of these things. Tell your friends.

it is NOT photoshop!

I don’t even know what to say. I just saw this for sale (yes, it’s not photoshop), and thought it was hilarious, and sadly nostalgic. Imagine the face people would make if you were to pull this out of your pocket when you cell-phone rings. Pure three stooges comedy …

G8 and nincapoop

As I was reading the news I stumbled on this article where Shrub jr. states that he would oppose any kyoto-like agreement between the other G8 nations. Fuck (I thought), what a nincapoop! But later in the article, I learn that he stated that he would consider getting rid of farm subsidies in order to help African nations. Farm subsidies have made it quasi-impossible for us poor schmucks to get into western markets, which is really bad since farm products is mainly what Africa produces. So I find myself thinking (with horror): he may not be such a nincapoop after all!
But then I read the fine-print: he’d do it only if the EU does it first. That ain’t ever gonna happen since that’s how the euros get us to lower our prices so we can keep selling our shit cheap. That way they kept us borrowing, re-imbursing, and on and on …
So relieved to find that he is indeed a nincapoop, and with my belief system again safe (as it is based on the fact that junior is a complete nincapoop), I went on with the rest of my evening …
But really, I just discovered the word “nincapoop”, and it is now my favorite word. I am so grateful that numbnuts will give me a chance to use it in a sentence everyday, twice a day.
Cheers